Leon Hedgepeth on Cortados & Conversation Hats

Plus, the scent that always has the writer sniffing his wrists.

Hello, friends.

It’s been a long couple weeks, no? Last time we spoke, Amanda and West hadn’t even shared the joint statement heard ‘round the Bravosphere. We’ve lived so many lives. Hilariously, I’d ordered an Amanda Batula Swim one-piece about a month ago—allegedly, they are made for big boobs; can confirm they are not—and returned it this week. It fel…